i am neurotic.

I will not click anything in my web browser until all of my Bookmark icon pictures are loaded. I have similar hang-ups with albums pictures on iTunes.

Every blanket has a head and feet side. I can’t fall sleep when the blanket is turned the wrong way for fear my hair will smell like my feet.

I can’t sleep facing someone else. The thought of breathing in the air they just breathed out weirds me out.

I like grammar. The fact that none of the titles on this website start with an upper-case letter is getting on my nerves.

I hate the sight of unread emails. I don’t care if I have gone through them or not, I have to mark an incoming email as read even if it is inconvenient for me to find them again.

Every night before I got to bed I have to lock my car till I hear it honk 3+ times. I also have to check to see if the stove and fridge are off and shut firmly so that I can relax.

There is a long hallway leading from the stairs to my bedroom door and on either end of the hall is a switch that turns on the hallway light. The switch by my door must always be down when the light is off, or up when the light is on. The switch by the stairs doesn’t matter, so long as my switch meets the requirements for me to go about my day.

When I use a napkin, I fold it inside out so that I am not using the side that has possibly been touched by other people. I do the same thing with a paper towel – I use the side that faces the inside of the roll.

When I’m eating ice cream I always eat it with a teaspoon, that way no matter how much of it I eat I won’t ruin my body as much as if I where using a tablespoon.

I won’t go to bed unless all of the items on my desk are at a right angle and stacked from largest to smallest based on width.