May
08

rodents

When I was young I had a severe rodent phobia. I would imagine that rats and mice would run into the shower while I was standing their naked. I also feared a rat would come up from the toilet while I was on it (I swear I heard about that actually happening somewhere) and I even lived in the country- no sewer rats. I made my 9th grade biology teacher put post-it notes over all the pictures of rodents in my textbook. If I saw my cat’s tail move out of the corner of my eye, or something spontaneously fall on the floor- my heart would jump- and I would look expecting to see one of the horrible little critters. Even today, if a leaf blows out in front of me while I’m walking down the street, my heart will skip a beat and I’ll look down expecting, just for a split second, to see a rodent. Oh, and one other thing, sometimes I imagine what would happen if I was stuck in a space with a rodent, or if one was on me- what would I do? and I freak out- ! I don’t know what I would do- I sometimes think that if one was on my hand I would actually cut off my hand- which just sounds bat shit crazy.

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