i am neurotic.

When I’m eating, I have to take turns eating with the left and right sides of my mouth. The food I don’t like as much (vegetables, pizza crust, yellow Skittles, etc.), I chew on the left side. I save the best parts and chew them on the right. I like to end my meal with a right-sided chew. Usually the “good” and “bad” foods are about equally divided, but if there’s a lot more of one or the other I end up taking huge, disgusting gobbles to even things out. I’ve done this since I was a kid and can’t stop even when I’m in public and people watch me dividing my food.