the hidden beer
I drink beer during the week but my roommate doesn’t, and even though she says she’s not judging me, I’m sure she is. Because I’m so sure of this, whenever I open a can, I have to run the water in the sink and then go to the farthest corner of the kitchen to open it, hoping that she doesn’t hear me from where ever she is in the apartment.
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you could always just fart really loud to cover up the sound of the can opening.
I second the bottle idea. Stop using cans?
I’m pretty damn sure they know that you’re doing this to cover up opening the can but the empties will still be in the bin as evidence just a waste of water really.
Just drink. You’re not in love with your roommate and she doens’t gossip to the point where she screws it up between you and your family/potential lovers, right? Then who cares what she thinks. Drink! Either don’t care and drink or care and don’t drink. You know when you don’t care? When you’re drunk. Just get drunk and then open the can. (to all who will think I’m stupid: get the paradox…)
You may be an alcoholic.
She is judging you. All people who don’t drink judge those who do.
I’m pretty sure you’re an alcoholic.