the flush pee
I flush and pee at the same time. I have to force myself to finish before the flashing stops so I can emerge as the winner.
I flush and pee at the same time. I have to force myself to finish before the flashing stops so I can emerge as the winner.



Well-worded for maximum effect. I love it.
You do know that when you flush, water droplets splash up out of the toilet (and consequencely onto you)?