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bread lovin’

I’ve recently started making bread at home. I kiss my bread before I set it to rise, so the yeasts know that they’re loved.

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5 Comments
tags: food, ritual

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  Karim says:

  I do that with my c**k so the balls know they’re loved. P.S. Don’t make bread for me.

  - March 3rd, 2009 at 9:56 am
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  Lyssa says:

  Wow, I usually like what the lively, “Karim,” character has to say, but I’ve kind of lost that respect for him…

  - March 4th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
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  Jessica says:

  im a pastry chef and i pat and sweet talk to my cakes…well, basically all that i make…i dont kiss them due to hygienic reasons thou…but yeah, i show them how much theyre loved…and also my tool, i keep telling them how much i love them..

  - July 13th, 2009 at 5:56 am
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  karim says:

  Oh well. You win some, you lose some Lyssa. Deepens the character I guess.

  - July 19th, 2009 at 10:58 am
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  Wendy says:

  I cant stand the crust of bread. when theres bread in front of me I take the inside only. like those baguettes, my arm goes in and pulls the inside out and I leave the empty shell back where I found it and when my family wants some bread they usually scream my name so loud I gotta hide and pretend it REALLY wasnt me this time……I always get an earful.

  - September 6th, 2009 at 3:38 pm