sharks eat staples
For as long as I can remember; whenever I’ve used a staple remover I’ve imagined it to be a very small shark, hungry for staples and make a “homer like” chomping sound at the moment of staple removal.
For as long as I can remember; whenever I’ve used a staple remover I’ve imagined it to be a very small shark, hungry for staples and make a “homer like” chomping sound at the moment of staple removal.



Hahah, I did this way back in elementary and through to early high school (in college now) and eventually forgot (didn’t use a staple remover much in high school anyways i don’t think)
never thought this woulda gotten put here!
i cant have one of those because they completely distract me from everything, i start playing with it and imagining they’re teeth and stuff and i miss everything that is going on around me, even when it is very important
you guys are funny! not sure this is neurotic, but it is kinda cute.