ugly, but magical
I have a certain sweater, that is now particularly ugly and out of style. However, on the third wednesday of each month, I have to wear this sweater. It all started four years ago, and it was the third wednesday in January. I was wearing this particular ugly sweater and I had the best day of my life. The next couple months were miserable. Everything went wrong. I did everything I could do to make things better such as voodoo and tarot cards; i even tried the advice on fortune cookies. Finally, I decided to wear that ugly sweater on the third wednesday of the month. And ever since then, everything has been going better with me, except for the fact that every third wednesday of the month I am criticized by somebody about my ugly sweater.
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Ugly or not, you should always wear what makes you feel happy. Screw everyone else. It’s your body, and your clothing.
i’d love to see a picture of this sweater! i’m imagining be-dazzled santas and reindeer for some reason…
i wanna have a magical sweater too *pouts* =p
If I knew you, I’d tell you that your sweater is awesome every time you wore it.
Tell them your story and they’ll love you for it
I was at a club for new years and at the bar I found a wallet. It had $65 in cash and credit cards! I was at Macy’s even before they opened in the morning.. I found this really nice hat. I dont wear hats. But it looked so cool. I realized it was gonna come out as much as the cash I found SO I bought it. It is now known as my lucky hat. I wear it when I really feel crappy and there is no hope that there will be anything especial happening any time soon, and then it does! Wow, its crazy how the mind works innit?
yeah, crazy how you didn’t think even twice about taking someone else’s wallet, money and crdit cards. the wheel of karma will be coming your way someday. maybe you’ll be wearing your “lucky”hat.
Oh my bad. Yeah the credit cards didnt work so didnt use those. But yeah karma shmarma. Karma is not originally meant for those beliefs by the way. If that doesnt satisfied you then think about the many times (4) that my cards got stolen too. Plus the bank covers the expenses when you report the card stolen so this person would have been okay with their American Express.
your parents must be so proud of your high ethical qualities…
I have sort of the opposite. I have a summer dress that makes something ABNORMALLY bad happen almost without fail. It started when I got kicked out of a cemetery, then went on to make me be followed late at night by a strange man. It’s just awful.