karma gum
I only believe in karma when it comes to gum. I will never throw the gum I am chewing onto the ground, because if I do then next time I go outside I will step on someone else’s spit out gum.
I only believe in karma when it comes to gum. I will never throw the gum I am chewing onto the ground, because if I do then next time I go outside I will step on someone else’s spit out gum.



i never throw it on the ground either, but that’s because i am worried that an animal will choke on it.
It seems like whenever I’m nowhere near a trash can and end up chewing it for an hour or so longer than I’d like to, I always get repaid for my suffering by getting gum stuck to my shoe the same day.
@ Boyd
I’m sorry but thats one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.