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relaxed farts

i am completely afraid of falling asleep in class. i worry that all my muscles will relax too much and will fart as i fall asleep, and when i wake up everyone will be laughing at me.

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tags: paranoia, school, sleep

33 Responses to “relaxed farts”

sayyruhhh says:

this happened to me, now i can’t sleep in class.

- April 17th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Cat says:

Yea I’m always afraid of that too x[

- April 26th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
BikerChic says:

I have this problem with “dates” that sleep over. They sleep sound as can be, where I lay there, scared to fall asleep and let one loose. It’s terrible! I once went three days with out more than a couple of cat naps. I finally said I had to do something for my mom so I could go home and get some sleep.

- October 15th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
wolf says:

I can’t sleep around my friends cause I am paranoid of the same thing.

- November 24th, 2009 at 1:23 am

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