satan might show up with an umbrella
I HATE umbrellas for some reason. I’d rather have Satan emerge from the depths of hell and breathe fire on me to keep me dry rather than use one.
I HATE umbrellas for some reason. I’d rather have Satan emerge from the depths of hell and breathe fire on me to keep me dry rather than use one.



oh that’s weird!
I like it!
I’m going to keep checking up on this one because it’s going to be awesome when it gets several hundred ‘me too’s.
I can carry an umbrella but all I am capable of doing is think think think; a rough wind is going to come by out of nowhere and turn the umbrella inside out! OMG how embarrassing! Please PLUH-EASE dont let it happen to me.
I just spend my time moving the umbrella around or closing it for a moment and then open it up back again just to be safe. Yeah, its tough dealing with an umbrella!