rats with wings
I am deathly afraid of pigeons. If I see one ahead of me, I will either make someone I’m with scare it away, or cross the street. I’ll walk extra blocks to avoid them. If I am surrounded and can’t see a pigeon-free path, I will pull out my phone and “pretend” to make a call until they fly away and the road is clear.








You know that Alfred Hitchcock movie The Birds? NEVER watch it. It will ruin your life.