righty or lefty
I used to masterbate with my right hand but then i tried my left hand for kicks (had to get used to it). Now I can’t masterbate with my right hand anymore.
I used to masterbate with my right hand but then i tried my left hand for kicks (had to get used to it). Now I can’t masterbate with my right hand anymore.



you spelled masturbate wrong.
…and you are icky.
When you masturbated with your right hand, could you also spell it correctly?
…and wordygirl rocks!
you guys are seriously giving this kid shit for spelling masturbate wrong? get a fucking life
Right, maybe if he learned how to spell his self image would improve, he could get a girlfriend and wouldn’t have to masturbate all the time.
wow who knew the world was filled with spelling neurotics. sheesh he’s talking about masturbating, who cares.
I like peanutbutter and jelly. Go Lakers!!!!
Who says its a guy?
maybe because girls don’t usually feel the need to share personal bodily functions quite so much as guys. generally speaking.
Maybe there’s an extra sense of ‘naughtiness’.. being ‘unfaithful’ to the right hand.. but then again, I believe there is a saying about the right hand always knowing what the left is doing…
it’s actually “the left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing”, generally used in business but originally a phrase from the bible… but close enough for rock and roll and pretty clever!