Comments on: an requests? just don’t kill me.

By: ChugChugChug

ChugChugChug — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 09:09:49 +0000

You do realize that this doesn’t work, yeah? I doubt that a thief/killer (most likely a sociopath or psychopath) is going to care what genre of song you are singing, even if that is the predominant genre on their i-Pods or whatever, if they even listen to music in the first place? Sincerely for your sake I hope this is a joke. If it’s not a joke, please, save your breath.

By: Chula

Chula — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:04:20 +0000

I grew up in the country – very rural. If I was alone going from the storage room to the house for something, often-times I would get spooked (dark woods lurking there, and all) and I would pretend I knew Karate (chops, kicks and “hiyah!!”s) all the way to the porch light… then I would run to the door

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:37:19 +0000

Have you seen ‘Psycho’ lately? If you haven’t, don’t! You will never have a shower ever again….

By: beth

beth — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:01:53 +0000

Too funny. I attribute my shower neuroses to an ’80′s song: “I always feel like somebody’s watching me… When I’m in the shower I’m afraid to wash my hair… I might open my eyes and find someone standing there.” By Rockwell. Michael Jackson sang back up too. I am totally showing my age.

By: Katie

Katie — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:24:53 +0000

I check every door and leave the window open (for a quick escape) and then turn the tv up really loud so murderers think there’s more than 1 person home and noting that the odds are against them move on to the next apartment

By: Elise

Elise — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:15:44 +0000

Can you sing Never Tear Us Apart by INXS? I haven’t heard it in awhile.

By: Lizzie

Lizzie — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 23:10:49 +0000

oh my god i do the same thing!! only its when i go down to the basement. im always afraid someone will be hiding so i sing whatever i can think of, hoping they might like it.

By: Liz

Liz — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 04:50:56 +0000

I always want to sing, but try to refrain from doing so because if I do, I won’t be able to hear the killer coming in. I don’t want to be taken by surprise… I want time to grab my razor!

By: BellaWay13

BellaWay13 — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:35:47 +0000

Hahaha LOVE IT<3
this is hilarious(:

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:01:12 +0000

I always make sure the deadbolt and the latch are shut before I get in the shower, but half-way through the shower I think, “Did I lock it?” and that’s when I start singing loudly….usually religious or happy songs so they will think that I’m very nice and don’t want to kill me…