warty pickles
I eat pickles with a fork because I’m scared I’ll get warts on my hands if I touch them.
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cool…pickle warts in your mouth!!
Usually when people think they’ll get warts from something they would rather touch it with their hands rather than their mouth but I don’t know… maybe that’s just me.
would it be a waste of time to point out that warts are caused by the Human Papillomavirus and therefor can not be caught from pickles? Or from toads, for that matter…
‘fraid so, chatnoir. you’ll probably never be able to convince warty pickle!