don’t eat that tomato. it might sting.
I refuse to eat cooked tomatoes. Like stewed tomatoes in chili. Reminds me of jelly fish. The texture KILLS me. I don’t even have proper table manners when accidentally stumbling across one. I just open my mouth and lean forward until it falls out.
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This one actually made me laugh out loud. I’m getting a pretty hysterical mental picture of someone leaning forward with his/her mouth open until a half chewed stewed tomato falls out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thanks for the laugh!
hahahahahaha that is awesome
laughing so hard about this one! haha
i’m picturing tom hanks in big when he ate the caviar haha classic!! i’d hide cooked tomatoes in everything just to see your reaction!
The worst part is that my mom finds it hilarious and *does* hide tomatoes in stuff. Whenever I eat dinner at her house I inspect the food and look at each spoon/forkful and then give a slight pause to feel for any odd textures in my mouth.
Oh yeah, and salsa totally fits into this rule. Chunky salsa=lose.
Ugh, I’m the same way with mayo. I always check any food that I’ve ordered out for mayo (if it usually comes on it but I requested NO mayo). The one time I didn’t there was mayo on my sub and I just spit it out on the paper wrapper in front of me. My friend that was with me was so grossed out…