the tv wants you to enjoy the show
When I order a tv show on demand, if the message before the show starts says “thank you, enjoy your show”, I have to pretend to enjoy it even if I don’t. If not, I feel terrible that the tv was so polite and I couldn’t fake it. Also, I feel incredibly rude if I fall asleep.








lol. I know this is kindof like the AA for nutjobs but you take the cake my friend.