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i’m not worth slashing

A few years ago a friend of mine told me about people who would hide under cars and wait for their owners to get close so they could slash their ankles and take their keys to steal the car. To this day, whenever I’m in a parking garage, if I get to close to a vehicle that isn’t mine, I have to say “Thaaaat’s not my car” so the ankle slasher will know that I don’t have the keys.

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30 Comments
tags: cars, paranoia

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  Chee says:

  I read about this on Snopes, and it was False and has never been reported to actually happen.

  - July 21st, 2009 at 1:44 am
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  Silly says:

  *shudder* I remember being told a similar story.

  - July 27th, 2009 at 11:28 am
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  Jasmine says:

  my friend told me that when i was in 8th grade. i havent been able to get over it since. i’m 18 now. and i still hang out with the person who told me. he thinks its funny that it scared me so much… i dont think its funny at all..

  - July 28th, 2009 at 1:45 am
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  Jasmine says:

  my friend told me that when i was in 8th grade. i havent been able to get over it since. i’m 18 now. and i still hang out with the person who told me. he thinks its funny that it scared me so much… i dont think its funny at all..

  - July 28th, 2009 at 1:45 am
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  Joie says:

  Now I must do this.

  - August 22nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm