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love=glove

I change the lyric “love” to “glove” whenever I hear cheesy love songs. This allows me to listen to them without feeling cheesy.

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7 Comments
tags: music, ritual, words

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  K. says:

  I change heart into fart

  - August 27th, 2009 at 1:32 am
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  catsinm0 says:

  So you want someone to “give me all your glovin”?

  - August 27th, 2009 at 11:18 am
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  Toeknee says:

  I dot eh same thing w/ the words You and Shoe.

  With or Without Shoes

  I just called to say I love Shoes
  (For the same reason.)

  - August 29th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
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  xoxPrincessxox says:

  Or change Love to Muff
  Bleeding Muff

  - August 29th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
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  Sam says:

  “I Believe in a thing called Glove” <3
  lmaooo, thats fantastical.

  - September 17th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
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  Jules says:

  Yup, we did the muff one when we were in school. I think “muff will tear us apart” was our favourite. We also swapped dance with wank. I think I like gloves and shoes though. Adding “in my pants” to the end of song titles also works pretty well, e.g. (some random song titles from my itunes…)
  Power Out in my pants, I
  f The News makes you sad, don’t watch it in my pants,
  Hunted by a freak in my pants,
  Fireworks in my pants…
  Though my favourite one is possibly “I’ll do anything for love, but I won’t do that in my pants”

  - October 7th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
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  enna says:

  i change “you” to “stew”. hee.

  - January 9th, 2010 at 5:22 pm