good morning, optimus prime. goodnight, megatron.
Every morning when I wake up, I kiss my Transformers figurines good morning. When I go to bed I kiss them good night, but in the reverse order of when I “get” them up. If I can’t do that, I can’t start or end my day.








are you 10 years old?
@spike:
ARe you an asshole?
not really. i was seriously curious. it’s just hard to picture a grown-up, or even a teen-ager kissing their toys good night. sorry if i got your knickers in a knot.
spike, this website is called “i am neurotic.” It’s right there in the title. You knew what you were getting into!
there’s neurotic and then there’s immature.
@spike:
this is a place where people are supposed to be able to share their ocd without being ridiculed. do you realize that you’re making fun of someone because they have a disorder? that’s like making fun of someone with turrets or down’s syndrome. why are you even on this site?
as i said, i was actually curious about this post. i just couldn’t picture an adult kissing their toys. i think calling me an asshole was immature, that’s all. i didn’t call the poster any names, now did i? relax. jeez.