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reading induced poop

I cannot take a number two if I don’t have reading material. I will read notes on stall doors, magazines, newspapers, even shampoo bottles, but if I have nothing to read I can’t go.

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31 Comments
tags: bathroom, reading, ritual

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  Ami says:

  lol sorta like me i need to be distracted

  - November 13th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
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  George says:

  i used to read the backs of dvd books when i had to go at the video store i worked at. sometimes it would take a bit to find one i hadn’t read before

  - December 8th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
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  k says:

  When I go, I read everything I can get my hands on – lysol, shampoo bottles, etc. I read the back of the labels, then I turn the bottle around and count the consonants on the front label – however many # of times an “a,e,i,o or u” shows up, that letter wins.

  - February 21st, 2010 at 1:36 am