a pickle about pickles
Every time I order a hamburger, I get ketchup and pickles. Every time. I then proceed to check under the bun and rearrange the pickles to my liking. After that’s done, I eat all the edges of the bun off. Then, I eat around all the pickles. Finally, when that’s complete, I eat the hamburger, eating the bites with the smallest pickles first and the biggest ones last.
x15
x24
not in public, right?
I have a similar quandary. I always get lettuce, cheese, and mayonnaise. I will eat all the way around the outside, then the middle, because that’s the tastiest part.