women’s room?
Whenever I walk into a public restroom, I instinctively look around for somebody or something to assure that I am actually in the Women’s. No matter if I have the checked the sign outside twice already. No matter how many times I go into a public restroom.








Or I will sit in a stall until I am sure everyone has exited the restroom. To double check, I will flush the toilet and exit, pretending to wash my hands and will at first subtly check to see if all stalls are empty. Then I will proceed to open each stall to be sure no one is hiding. I can trust that I will be alone for at least five minutes because I am probably using the hidden bathroom in the corner. I have walked throughout the building before to find the least visited bathroom. Using a public restroom takes me about twenty-five minutes.
OMG, the ONE time I didn’t it WAS the men’s room!