i am neurotic.

I know I’ve been horribly delinquent in posting.  I want to say that I have good reasons for being less than neurotic about posting, but I don’t.  I will blame it on a few things which are less than satisfactory:

1. Poor memory
2. No time
3. LA weather
4. Zombie attacks

I will try my best to be more neurotic about posting.  Feel free to berate me.

Yours truly,

Lianna

When I open my refrigerator, I have to take out the food and place it on the counter, then catch the swinging door with my right hand before it hits the wall. I’ve only ever let it hit the wall four times since I was seven.

I only use a small (dessert) spoon when eating.

When I write out notes for my classes, I can never shorten words to things that are considered inappropriate. For example, I can’t shorten “standard” to “std” or “cumulative” to “cum.”

When I have my period, I have to check the toilet twice or more everytime I go to the toilet because I’m afraid it wont flush and people will find out I have my period.

I always make sure the keyboard letters to my name are clean. Since I fear people might figure out my name, because they’re the dirtiest letters, and steal my identity.

I have to eat a french fry with every bite of my burger simultaneously. When I run out of fries I can’t eat anymore.

When I write in my diary, I have to write a fake passage for every entry in case anybody is watching me or filming me while I write.

I can’t handle breathing noises. When someone breathes and I can hear audible whistling through their nose or exhalations from their mouth, I get SO painfully aggravated and anxious that all I can think about is leaving the situation as fast as possible.

I always lick my lips and around when I’m eating as I’m scared I will walk around with crumbs of that food on my face.