Jun
05

do you care?

I think less of a person when they say “I could care less” as opposed to “I couldn’t care less.” “I could care less” means that you care!

x33      x245
Apr
20

i command you to take your place

Everything has a place. If something is moved out of its place, it must be returned to its place as soon as it is not in use. For instance, if you get something out of the refridgerator, it must be returned to its exact same place. Otherwise, it may be lost to others. It…JUST PUT IT BACK WHERE IT MUST GO, OK!

x13      x52
Jan
20

i’m doing you a favor

I’m very much a neat freak, to the point that I would clean other people’s messes. I would walk into a friend dorm room for example and start tidying up, sometimes I would beg my friends to clean their rooms for them. Most complied, though some did take convincing. I thought it was a win-win situation, they got a clean room, and I had peace of mind knowing it’s not messy anymore.

x14      x40
Nov
21

litter box outfit

I would change my entire outfit when I babysat my sister’s cats and had to change their litter box. And then I would change my clothes back.

x1      x4
Oct
23

you can’t have my money!

I deliberately don’t memorize my bank account number so that if I’m kidnapped they can’t beat the number out of me no matter how much money I have in my account.

x26      x7