i am neurotic. » bathroom

toilet celibacy

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:39:22 +0000

i haven’t actually made skin contact with a toilet in nearly 2 years. i don’t sit to urinate and i always have to use three complete toilet paper squares for each side otherwise.

who’s on their period?

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 06:48:12 +0000

When I have my period, I have to check the toilet twice or more everytime I go to the toilet because I’m afraid it wont flush and people will find out I have my period.

use the privy and swab the decks

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:39:29 +0000

When I wake up in the morning I HAVE to use the toilet, brush my teeth and swab my ears with Q-tips even if I’m going back to bed. Otherwise I won’t be able to relax.

drinking the toilet water

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:06:39 +0000

I get disgusted when I’m filling up my water bottle at the fountain and the water pressure drops when someone flushes a toilet in the nearby bathroom. I don’t like being reminded that the water used to flush toilets and the water I’m drinking come from the same source, even though I know it’s clean and perfectly safe to drink.

toilet talk

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:24:27 +0000

When i am on the toilet, i pretend i am an actress answering interview questions. It makes toilet time feel worthwhile!

pristine, hairless tiles

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:18:34 +0000

I also cannot stand hairs on the bathroom tiles. Anytime I see any hairs I clean the floor. I usually wear flip flops or slippers to prevent any contamination. I’ll use wet wipes or I’ll scrub with windex and paper towel. I’m such a neat freak!

science of shaving

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:17:28 +0000

I always shave my legs twice. Once with the water off, then right when I turn the water back on – my legs get goosebumps when the hot water hits them so I get a much closer shave the second time.

empty bowl

admin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:17:03 +0000

Every time I flush the toilet, I watch until the bowl has completely emptied out…I’m always afraid it will back up and overflow if I’m not watching.

better safe than sorry

admin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:42:25 +0000

I can’t leave a place (home, work, restaurant) or go to bed without visiting the restroom first regardless of whether I have to go or not. If I don’t then I start feeling like I have to go and won’t be able to sleep or worry that I won’t be able to find a restroom.

it’s really hard getting strands of hair off soap

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:52:58 +0000

I have no problem with hair, unless it’s not attached to someones head, then it really disgusts me.When it gets on the soap I can’t just pick it out, the thought of that hair will follow me while I use that soap, I have to throw it out,with gloves. I just can’t stand to touch it.