i am neurotic.

My husband hums when he brushes his teeth. I’ve pointed this out to him on numerous occassions – he still thinks I’m making it up.

I’m not a clean freak… But every night when I get ready to go to bed, I always get a brand new bath towel. The “old” towels were only used once, but i just HAVE to get a new one. My mom ends up complaining that she can’t keep up with the laundry for some reason and there are no more towels half way through the week..

Before I leave a bathroom I check the bottom of my shoes to make sure toilet paper isn’t stuck to them. Then I check them again right when I’m outside the bathroom.

I cannot brush my teeth in a shared bathroom. For the past 3 months I’ve brushed my teeth in my room and spat into bottles

Whenever my brother goes to the bathroom, he sings the Star Wars theme song. It doesn’t matter where he is. No one has ever brought it to his attention. We aren’t sure if he even knows he does it or not.

When I shower (even at home) I can not shower without my “shower shoes”. I also refuse to take a Bath. It grosses me out! I hate touching tiles and I feel dirty if I do. If my washcloth touches the tile while I am showering, I feel dirty and have to run it under really hot water!

Whenever I take a bath, I have to clean out the whole bath tub with some kind of cleaner.

If I wake up in the middle of the night, I have to get up and brush my teeth, otherwise I can’t fall back to sleep. It makes me feel gross if I don’t.

I have to rip the last square off of the toilet paper roll before wiping. It bothers me that in public places some dirty people might touch it and then I am putting it you know where. DISGUSTING!

I cannot take a number two if I don’t have reading material. I will read notes on stall doors, magazines, newspapers, even shampoo bottles, but if I have nothing to read I can’t go.