Sep
12

generosity = broke

Whenever I see a homeless person, I’m uncontrollably compelled to give them at least $10. It gets so bad that I’m reluctant to visit the city out of fear I’ll go broke. One time I had five or six of them following me to the ATM because I ran out of pocket money. I felt like the Gorton’s Fisherman being followed around by cats.

x21      x4
Jul
24

repackaged for the next person

Whenever I am throwing food away that has a wrapper or paper that it can be enclosed in such as a cheeseburger from a fast food place or popcorn in a bag, I have to re-wrap or close the food in the wrapper/bag. If I don’t I feel like someone homeless that’s scavenging for food will get mad at me for leaving it open.

x1      x8
Jul
16

this is MY newspaper

I like to read the newspaper whenever I’m out for lunch. After I’m done with lunch, I leave my newspaper nearby for someone else to read. I can’t look and see someone taking my free newspaper or else I get extremely possessive. I can’t even turn around once it’s left behind.

x1      x2
May
12

charity

This is an adult-onset neurosis. When I get mail asking for money for specific diseases or children with birth defects, I feel like I have to donate or I will die from that illness or my children will be born with horrific deformities. I am now on every charity list imaginable and now it is expanding to include helping women in all parts of the world so their circumstances don’t ever happen to me.

x5      x4