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	<title>i am neurotic. &#187; fans</title>
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		<title>cut up by a ceiling fan</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[i can’t put ceiling fans on the fastest setting because they start to shake and i am afraid they will fall off the ceiling and slice me up. even in the hottest weather, i can’t have them faster than the medium speed.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i can’t put ceiling fans on the fastest setting because they start to shake and i am afraid they will fall off the ceiling and slice me up. even in the hottest weather, i can’t have them faster than the medium speed.</p>
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		<title>death by fan</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[”’(The student) told us that if you are in a sealed room with an electric fan, it will lower your body temperature and you will die.’” Urban legend: That fan could be the death of you (Toronto Star) &#8211; Thank you to the reader who sent this in.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>”’(The student) told us that if you are in a sealed room with an electric fan, it will lower your body temperature and you will die.’”</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thestar.com/living/article/480793" target="_blank">Urban legend: That fan could be the death of you</a> (Toronto Star) &#8211; Thank you to the reader who sent this in.</p>
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