i am neurotic. » human body

who’s on their period?

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 06:48:12 +0000

When I have my period, I have to check the toilet twice or more everytime I go to the toilet because I’m afraid it wont flush and people will find out I have my period.

keep your feet to yourself

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:36:23 +0000

I have a problem with people’s feet touching things that don’t belong to them. Not because I don’t like feet, but because I feel like if your feet touch something that doesn’t belong to you, they will be very very dirty, and I can’t stand dirty feet.

science of shaving

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:17:28 +0000

I always shave my legs twice. Once with the water off, then right when I turn the water back on – my legs get goosebumps when the hot water hits them so I get a much closer shave the second time.

watery ears

admin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:15:01 +0000

I can’t handle getting water in my ears. Even in the shower. When I rinse my hair, I have to plug my ears. I don’t put my head under water when swimming not even with earplugs. Just thinking about that sound when water goes inside my ears makes me cringe.

periods are hidden

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:41:08 +0000

When I am on my period, I drive extremely carefully because I don’t want to cause any kind of accident. I don’t want to doctors in the hospital to discover that I had a tampon inside of me when I died.

stray strands

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:39:54 +0000

I can’t stand seeing hairs on the tiled bathroom floor – I always think they’ll stick to my feet and then I’ll transport them around the house, and somehow they’ll get in my food or into my nice clean bed. I have to wipe them up with a wet wipe as soon as I see them, even if I’m just about to go to bed.

it’s really hard getting strands of hair off soap

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:52:58 +0000

I have no problem with hair, unless it’s not attached to someones head, then it really disgusts me.When it gets on the soap I can’t just pick it out, the thought of that hair will follow me while I use that soap, I have to throw it out,with gloves. I just can’t stand to touch it.

wet eyes

admin — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:10:11 +0000

I absolutely cannot open my eyes when my face is wet. When I’m in the shower I’ll sort of scrape the water off my face with my hands until I feel my eyes are safe to open. The one exception to this is when my whole body is immersed underwater, but even then it takes work.

sniffing the nasty stuff

admin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:45:02 +0000

every time i cut my big toe nails, i have to smell the smelly stuff that accumulates in the corners of the nail. i scrape it off the ends of the nail and then squish it out on my fingers so i can smell it properly. no one must see me do it.

miracle nail grow

admin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:28:49 +0000

After I cut my nails, I feel the urge to perpetuate their existence perhaps into something resourceful, so i’ll often put them in a plant pot around the house or around a plant I like in the garden. A little part of me hopes that perhaps one day these parts of me will be found and analysed in hundreds/thousands of years time and the rest of me would like the nails to become a part of the plant some day.