i am neurotic. » human interactions

thank me for making sure you’re alive

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:36:56 +0000

When I’m lying in bed and I can’t hear my boyfriend breathing, I’m afraid he’s died and I have to shake him awake. The same goes for any sleeping person in my presence.

who’s on their period?

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 06:48:12 +0000

When I have my period, I have to check the toilet twice or more everytime I go to the toilet because I’m afraid it wont flush and people will find out I have my period.

mouth breather

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 06:44:22 +0000

I can’t handle breathing noises. When someone breathes and I can hear audible whistling through their nose or exhalations from their mouth, I get SO painfully aggravated and anxious that all I can think about is leaving the situation as fast as possible.

noise maker

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:41:01 +0000

whenever i am in public, listening to music on my iPod, and someone walks by me, i always pause the music to make sure i’m not making any weird noises. if i fail to pause the music, i hold my breath.

it’s 3am, do you know where your parents are?

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:39:03 +0000

I could never stay over my friends houses when I was little, because I would constantly worry that something would happen to my family. I would call home at three a.m. and claim that my stomach hurt. My mom and sister recently told me that they used to bet on what time I’d call home.

relaxation = death

admin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:41:40 +0000

Whenever I’m on holidays I try not to organise too many social events because I really want a few days to myself to veg out and relax. I then spend those days worrying about whether I have any friends and will die alone, having passed up invitations to sit at home and do nothing.

good karma

admin — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:15:55 +0000

I cannot be bad. Whenever I play a game that gives me the option to do Good versus doing Bad, I cannot play the Bad character. I cannot play villains, I cannot hurt pixelated people. I am afraid that the people in the make-believe universe won’t like me.

reply in song

admin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:45:43 +0000

Whenever I sing a song and someone tries to talk to me, I have to finish the part that I’m singing before I talk to them because otherwise it will bother me. Just the fact that I’m doing something and someone interrupt me irks me.

writing on the boobs

admin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:44:46 +0000

I have a habit of reading people’s shirts. I don’t care what it says as long as it has some sort of wording. This becomes a problem with my female friends. My female friends assume I’m looking at their boobs when I’m just reading their shirt. Btw… I’m a guy.

you should live alone

admin — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:33:40 +0000

I cannot brush my teeth in a shared bathroom. For the past 3 months I’ve brushed my teeth in my room and spat into bottles