i am neurotic.

I cannot lay flat on the ground facing the sky. I am terrified that somehow gravity will fail me and I will fall upwards into space.

When I’m lying in bed and I can’t hear my boyfriend breathing, I’m afraid he’s died and I have to shake him awake. The same goes for any sleeping person in my presence.

I always make sure the keyboard letters to my name are clean. Since I fear people might figure out my name, because they’re the dirtiest letters, and steal my identity.

When I write in my diary, I have to write a fake passage for every entry in case anybody is watching me or filming me while I write.

Every time I see a building with a graveyard near it, particularly my school, I have to evaluate the building in case of a Zombie Attack. In every class, at some point, I have to come up with a way to survive or escape if the Zombies attack us all.

As a kid, I played the Mario game for Super Nintendo. Particularly I remember the ghosts on some levels, the ones whom would stop once you looked at them. These levels were dark. So every time I’m in a dark room, I have to exit it facing the darkness, otherwise, the 64bit ghosts will slowly walk towards me.

i am afraid that the mirrors in dressing rooms are two way, so i hate getting changed in them for fear of being watched. however, i am afraid to cover it because i don’t want them to think that i’m doing so to steal something without their knowledge. i therefore always keep my undershirt on and change with my back to the mirror.

When I brush my teeth I count each stroke; if I do not do this my family will die.

When I am on my period, I drive extremely carefully because I don’t want to cause any kind of accident. I don’t want to doctors in the hospital to discover that I had a tampon inside of me when I died.

I am so neurotic I just bought one of the nonperishable food supplies that lasts for 6 months that Costco sells online just in case I am ever trapped or the apocalypse ensues.