Nov
11

and that is why it takes me a while to put my blackberry away

When I’m using my blackberry, before I turn it off/put it in my pocket/or lock the key pad, I have to make sure the top/top left icon is selected.

x4      x16
Oct
17

you have 15 old messages. press 1 to listen.

I save one voicemail from each person closest to me in case something happens to them and I want to hear their voices again.  This is kind of morbid and it means that my voicemail always has at least 15 saved messages…

x50      x73
Oct
14

say no to phone calls in the car

If I have to call someone on their cell and I know they may be driving, I wait and call them at a later time because i am afraid they may get into a car accident trying to pick up my phone call.

x14      x45
Sep
22

end end end end end end end end end end

Every time i end a phone call i press the end button over and over again. at least ten times, before i put it back in my purse.

x21      x375
Sep
19

i don’t talk to strangers

I find it really difficult to pick up the phone to call someone who I can’t visualize. For anything. Pizza, taxi, whatever – I pass it off to someone else. Sometimes even if I get a wrong number or the someone other than who i’m calling picks up the phone…

x12      x199
Sep
08

i don’t need you.

When I feel like I have become too dependent on another person, I write down their phone number in a special place and then delete them from my phonebook so that it takes a lot of effort for me to initiate contact.

x19      x28
Aug
18

hi me.

Whenever I’m alone and get intimidated by people I take out my phone and pretend to be on the phone with someone. Which means I talk to myself. I can’t stop doing it, and nobody knows about it.

x8      x50
Aug
12

ring … once more

When the phone rings I run up to it and then wait until it rings once more before I answer, in case the person has decided to hang up and I will be me with nothing. This is only for land lines. I answer my cell anytime I want.

x3      x35
Jul
24

avoiding bad breathe phone calls

Whenever I’m about to make an important call, it may be something for my work or a date, first I have to brush my teeth or everything will go wrong.

x3      x3
Jul
23

bathroom buddy

I have to take my cell phone with me whenever I go to the bathroom, even my own, just in case I get locked in and need to call someone to get me out.

x5      x7