i am neurotic. » phones

don’t bother leaving a message

admin — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:23:34 +0000

I cannot make simple phone calls. When I realize I need a prescription refilled or call a co-worker, I panic and avoid the telephone for days. Sometimes I’ll dial and hang up. But it can take weeks to make a call. Now I have to plan weeks ahead of time to make appointments etc. Suffice to say, it becomes embarrassing.

answer the phone, damn it!

admin — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 06:04:14 +0000

I hate it when I’m watching a movie where their phone starts ringing, and they, for some reason, will not pick it up. It just keeps ringing and ringing and ringing. It drives me crazy. I just wanna reach into the screen and answer it for them.

put your cell phone on your wrist

admin — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:41:18 +0000

I never wear watches. Every time someone asks me for the time i look at my wrist for a few seconds as if i had a watch on and then i take out my phone and tell them the time. People look at me very baffled but I can’t help it.

i don’t ignore you

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:52:44 +0000

Whenever I have missed calls on my phone, I have to go through them and delete them from my list until it says 0 missed calls. I don’t want anyone to see my phone and think I ignore people.

money’s worth

admin — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:34:07 +0000

My cellular provider charges by the minute. When I call and get a busy signal, I listen to it for 59 seconds to get my money’s worth.

you need to exercise the battery

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:54:33 +0000

My cell phone has to be fully charged.. if I see anything less than full bars on my battery meter, it will bug me for the rest of the day until I can plug it in.

i’m an important person

admin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:18:58 +0000

When I am texting someone I feel lame if I respond too quickly. So if they take five minutes to respond, I save my message into my drafts folder and wait at least five minutes, usually more, to send it, so that they’ll think I have more important things to do.

timer for dislike

admin — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:56:06 +0000

If I’m texting someone and they don’t answer back immediately, I count the amount of time that passes between texts. If the amount of time goes over 20 minutes, I feel like they don’t like me and I get annoyed.

texting is how we see you naked

admin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:14:25 +0000

When people text me and I’ve just gotten out of the shower, and i’m still naked, i cannot text them back, or even look at my phone. i’m afraid the person will be able to see me naked. Same thing if i’m on the toilet.

hold on…hang up now!!!

admin — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:44:04 +0000

Whenever I am doing something, such as talking on the phone I always like to hang up when it is on an ‘even’ number. I prefer when the 10s and 5s most of all.