i am neurotic.

I cannot take a number two if I don’t have reading material. I will read notes on stall doors, magazines, newspapers, even shampoo bottles, but if I have nothing to read I can’t go.

When I read anything online, I have to highlight the entire paragraph I’m reading, and then break up the paragraph into two even sections; if there are an odd number of lines, I have to find another patters–for example, 2/3/2 or 3/5/3. If I don’t do this, I can’t read the content.

If I am home alone and I am eating something I have to have something to read whether it’s a magazine, a book, or some advertisements, I can’t enjoy my meal without some reading material.