i am neurotic.

I will only eat folded chips. If the chip is not folded, I will not eat it. When the folded chips are gone, I throw them away.

when using a roll of tape without a tape dispenser, I always leave a folded over tab of tape. It must be folded upon itself in a fashion where sticky parts of the tape are not exposed and about 1/4″ of tab must be visible for easy pulling.

you know that stuff that gets under your PC mouse out of nowhere? i have no idea what it is but i just always HAVE to clean it for no reason at all, just NEEEED to do it.

Before I go to sleep, I have to make sure that my books are arranged in height order from tallest to shortest, and that every cupboard/drawer is closed. I also make sure that everything touches the corners of my drawers if they are the same shape as it, such as a book. I also have a marked ring where I must keep my hairbrush in place.

I am constantly checking the zipper to my jeans; after using the bathroom, after walking out from any bathroom, or before walking into a building or public place. I’m terrified of being caught with my fly open. I’ve gotten very good at discreetly checking the zipper with my thumb to see that it’s up where it should be.

When I open my refrigerator, I have to take out the food and place it on the counter, then catch the swinging door with my right hand before it hits the wall. I’ve only ever let it hit the wall four times since I was seven.

I only use a small (dessert) spoon when eating.

When I have my period, I have to check the toilet twice or more everytime I go to the toilet because I’m afraid it wont flush and people will find out I have my period.

I have to eat a french fry with every bite of my burger simultaneously. When I run out of fries I can’t eat anymore.

When I write in my diary, I have to write a fake passage for every entry in case anybody is watching me or filming me while I write.