i am neurotic. » school

i didn't cheat, amen

admin — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:39:24 +0000

At my school, after every test we have a pledge stating that “On my honor I have neither given no received any help on this test,” after writing it you’re supposed to sign your name. Every time I write it out I can’t help but say “amen.”

perfect scheduling

admin — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:43:13 +0000

When it is time to schedule classes I want to have the best one so much that I make an excel spreadsheet of every possible combination. Last semester I had 83 spreadsheets.

study voices

admin — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:04:20 +0000

When I start studying, I read and review using my own voice in my head. When one of my friends comes to visit me in the library, after they are gone I use their voice to study in my head and go over stuff. I use them until the next friend, and when their corresponding questions come up on tests, I answer in my head with their respective “voices.”

relaxed farts

admin — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:11:59 +0000

i am completely afraid of falling asleep in class. i worry that all my muscles will relax too much and will fart as i fall asleep, and when i wake up everyone will be laughing at me.

neuroses are worth the f

admin — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:05:32 +0000

I am failing my online American Government class because if I cannot get my journal done and turned in 30 minutes early I can’t make myself turn it in last minute.

prom?

admin — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:03:11 +0000

prom is coming up, and i’m terrified to open anything given to me by a boy, lest there’s a “prom?” note hidden in the inside.

never gonna learn with those distractions

admin — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:27:33 +0000

When a teacher plays a video up on a projector, there is nothing I despise more than when they leave the cursor in plain sight. It does not take a lot of effort to move it off to the side of the screen. It just baffles me as to why they think this is an acceptable and humane practice.

copycat

admin — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:43:24 +0000

Whenever I type study notes for my classes, I use the same font that my teachers do in their handouts. I do this because I’m scared of mixing up what I studied when I write tests.