i am neurotic.

I can absolutely not have sex with my socks on. It grosses me out and the only thing I’m able to think about the whole time is that my socks are on.

I’ve had sexual intercourse with 23 men, and I feel good that my number is prime. Part of me wants to stop there, or else I may feel inclined to go to the next prime…which is 29.

I used to masterbate with my right hand but then i tried my left hand for kicks (had to get used to it). Now I can’t masterbate with my right hand anymore.

I always carry a lucky condom in my wallet. Always, for all presentations and lectures. Lectures go bad, if I am not carrying it.

before i have sex, i have to move all the stuffed animals off my bed, for fear they might see me and be scarred. once, i forgot to move them and my boyfriend had to reassure me that all the stuffed animals were asleep…

When me and my bf begin to get intimate; beforehand, I must cover all cracks in the door because I’m paranoid someone would be watching us. Plus I need to have the T.V. on so it covers up the sounds of us doing it. I need all these components or else I don’t enjoy it at all.

anytime i know my boyfriend is coming over i turn the pictures in my room face down because i feel like the people in them can see us while we are having sex.

Whenever sex crosses my mind I start to twirl my hair. When I catch myself doing this I immediately stop thinking that anyone who saw me twirling knows what I was thinking.

I cannot stay in hotel rooms. When I think about all the grime and all the people that have had sex in the bed, it makes me ill. It makes vacations difficult because I have to stay with a relative.

I used to have a girlfriend, and whenever this girlfriend and I would kiss, I couldn’t deal with kiss #2. If she kissed me twice, it would drive me insane. If I would kiss her and then she would kiss me, I would have to give her one more kiss to avoid the number 2.