i am neurotic. » stuffed animals

wait your turn

admin — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:44:25 +0000

When I was younger I had to sleep with every stuffed animal in a very specific equal order to keep them from getting jealous and attacking each other or me. I only sleep with one now to prevent that! Ever since watching Toy Story when I was five, I can’t shake the idea that they might be alive!

you, yeah you, the purple one

admin — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:11:31 +0000

As a child I could never name my stuffed animals and dolls, because I figured that they allready names but where unable to tell and who was I to rename them.

can’t bite through stuffed animals

admin — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:28:15 +0000

As a child I was terrified that vampires were going to get me so I would either sleep with stuffed animals around my neck…or in the bathtub so I could see all around me.

toy love

admin — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:21:22 +0000

If I see a toy that was misplaced or is lying face down, I get unbelievably sad until I pick it up, hug it for a bit, and place it on a shelf sitting up.

creepy mini dolls

admin — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:30:56 +0000

I have a severe fear of any form of miniature doll or figurine. It isn’t anything else small, just dolls and figurines. I freak out when I’m near them…they just disturb me, and it’s disgusting to touch one, or if it’s where I can look at it, I have to move it out of my sight.

my father, the bear

admin — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:57:04 +0000

I sleep with a teddy bear I’ve had since I was four- but I have to make sure its head is above the covers all night. My father used to go on long trips away from home, and I believed that his soul was leased to the stuffed animal while he was gone. I am always terrified that it will suffocate and subsequently my father will die.

toys feel pain

admin — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:26:00 +0000

Even though I KNOW stuffed toys are just pieces of fabric, I can’t bear it if I see one all squashed or if I see anyone messing around with one, i.e. squashing it, throwing it around, letting pets maul it, etc., because I can’t stop thinking the toy is in pain!

stuffed animals

admin — Fri, 30 May 2008 13:32:00 +0000

When I was little, I would apologize to my stuffed animals if I dropped them or something, so they wouldn’t kill me in my sleep. I also tried to evenly divide my attention among them so no one got lonely or jealous, and tried to kill me in my sleep.