i am neurotic. » supernatural beings

it was something in the beef that made us zombies

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:36:39 +0000

Every time I see a building with a graveyard near it, particularly my school, I have to evaluate the building in case of a Zombie Attack. In every class, at some point, I have to come up with a way to survive or escape if the Zombies attack us all.

you don’t swim alone

admin — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:33:26 +0000

I can’t swim in my pool alone. I’m always afraid a shark will appear and eat me. Or the ghost of a former resident of my house. Or an alien.

kasper is pissed

admin — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:55:00 +0000

I’m usually pretty convinced that there are no such thing as ghosts, but if I ever say that out loud, I have to follow it with something about still respecting them if they do exist…because I’m afraid they’ll hear me, get angry, and start to haunt me.

someone might be watching so don’t look stupid

admin — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:27:52 +0000

I am in no way scared of the dark, but anywhere i go even in my own house if it is dark, i have to run or move as quickly as possible between rooms without looking stupid, closing the door as quickly as possible behind me in case there is someone or something lurking in the shadows.

prepare for zombie battle

admin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:53:26 +0000

Every time i enter a new building, i immediately assess it for survivability and defense in the case of a zombie attack. This happens quite a bit considering i refinish wood floors, and rarely see the same house twice. I also look for various objects that can be used for weapons, and, when bored, go over in my mind a working battle plan and assignment of orders for everyone else in the room.

bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary

admin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:00:58 +0000

Because of the myth of Bloody Mary, when I was younger, I would be scared shitless if I woke a few minutes before 12 A.M. needing to go to the bathroom and I’d stay in my bed until the time was at least 10 minutes past 12 so she wouldn’t show up at the end of the hall outside my door, in the mirror, in the shower, or have her face or hand in the toilet.

bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary

admin — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:47:29 +0000

I can’t go to sleep if there is a mirror exposed somewhere in my room. If the mirror on my desk is facing my bed, I’m scared that something will appear in the mirror, or come out of it to come get me. I have to put it face down before I go to bed.

werewolf fight

admin — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:51:39 +0000

I am prepared to fight a werewolf every time i open a door. I even ready my fists.

mine was named ian

admin — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:47:45 +0000

In the catholic school, we were taught about our personal guardian angel. So each night before falling asleep in my twin bed, I had to scoot to the edge to make room for my guardian angel to also sleep. Not quite sure how many times, I ended up on the floor so my angel was comfy!!

i jammed my locker with paper, what would i say?

admin — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:16:09 +0000

Whenever I go into the basement of my house, I have to recite my 6th grade locker combination while switching the light on, or else I’m afraid the monsters will get me. (22-28-10)I’ve been monster free since then…