Sep
08

giving the other foot a break

As I walk I pay attention to how my feet feel. If one feels more worn-down than the other, I will purposely walk harder on the other until they feel the same.

x13      x188
Sep
03

first is the best in this case

Whenever I have to cross a road where there are traffic lights with the red and green man I have to be the first person that gets across, When there is a lot of people I feel excited about beating them all.

x25      x26
Aug
29

doors to different dimensions

If I walk through in a door, I have to use the same door to exit it. I feel as if I were in a different dimension. I’ve felt this way since I’ve turn about 5.

x0      x9
Aug
26

peeping tom

When I’m home alone I can’t walk by a window with out hurrying past. For the fear of someone looking in at me.

x4      x44
Aug
18

the curb is a dangerous place

Walking down busy sidewalks, I have to stay as far from the curb as possible. I am terrified of tripping and knocking strangers into traffic.

x1      x2
Aug
05

doubly neurotic

My best friend always walks on my left.  We both get nervous if he’s on my right and have to change.

x5      x17
Aug
01

homicidal street signs

i try to avoid walking under street signs in case it chooses to come loose at that particular moment and slice my head in two.

x2      x7
Jul
31

kidnap prevention

i can’t enter my house if there is a car driving down the street cause then they would know where I lived and could kidnap me.  If cars are driving down the street i’ll continue walking by my house until all the cars are gone.

x2      x10
Jun
27

trapdoor drains

I physically can not walk over three drains… I have to walk over the first two and step around or over the third – I have a inexplicable fear of the third one being a trap door…

x7      x3
Jun
26

this makes pushing a shopping cart hard

i have a friend who has to step over the invisible “extensions” of lines in parking lots. He envisions lines connecting the painted lines and cannot stand to step on them.

x2      x8