i am neurotic.

i have to spell out every word i say silently in my head. if people talk while i am doing this i block them out until i am finished and then respond. wow sounds crazier when i type it.

When I need to spell the word beautiful, I HAVE to say it the way Truman does on The Truman Show, just so I can remember how it starts. B-E-A-UUUUUTIFUL.

I change the lyric “love” to “glove” whenever I hear cheesy love songs. This allows me to listen to them without feeling cheesy.

Whenever I talk to my girlfriend I feel like I have to say “I love you” because it feels like the “boyfriend thing” to do. Whenever I say it though, I realize how times I’ve said it and it seems like that’s the only thing I’m able to say, so I compensate by saying I love you even more.

Whenever I am walking with someone else and something comes in between us, such as another person or a divider, that we have to walk around and sort of separate, I always say “bread and butter.”  This is just something we did as kids and I never stopped.

I have a problem with the word “LOL” in lowercase letters. I can’t ever get myself to write it like that.

I can’t stand it when people use the term “PO’d”. PO’d means Pissed Off…if you really wanted to abbreviate wouldn’t it be P’d O?

i hate capital letters. they make everything uneven.

If I have to have a confrontation with someone, I worry that I’ll forget some of the things that I want to say, so I write little abbreviations on my hands which are code for all of the things that I want to bring up. This works particularly well for breakups.

I think less of a person when they say “I could care less” as opposed to “I couldn’t care less.” “I could care less” means that you care!